Issue #45 Nov 20, 2022

KFC apologizes after German Kristallnacht promotion

November 20, 2022November 20, 2022
by Laurel Benjamin

*^{US Holocaust Memorial Museum, courtesy of National Archives and Records Administration, College Park}*

Is it the crisp flakey morsels that Germans consumed
before the computer system error, chicken wetted

Twit Live-Tweets Twit’s Own Funeral

November 20, 2022November 20, 2022
by Matthew King

and no one notices Twit is
not dead and is live-tweeting Twit’s
funeral because everyone
is live-tweeting Twit’s funeral.
Twit leads the procession to Twit’s
gravesite. On the way Twit … Read more

Donald Trump Has Ruined My Life

November 20, 2022November 20, 2022
by Rick Blum

Last night’s Breaking News! had no surprises, no shocking
revelations, no human drama. Just another humdrum story
of a feckless authoritarian and his desperate need
to bask in the blaring … Read more