KFC apologizes after German Kristallnacht promotion

Is it the crisp flakey morsels that Germans consumed
before the computer system error, chicken wetted
on … Read more
Is it the crisp flakey morsels that Germans consumed
before the computer system error, chicken wetted
on … Read more
and no one notices Twit is
not dead and is live-tweeting Twit’s
funeral because everyone
is live-tweeting Twit’s funeral.
Twit leads the procession to Twit’s
gravesite. On the way Twit … Read more
Last night’s Breaking News! had no surprises, no shocking
revelations, no human drama. Just another humdrum story
of a feckless authoritarian and his desperate need
to bask in the blaring … Read more